Day 1 of college

Ice Breakers: 

They told us to play the name game. Who the fuck plays the name game anymore? Example: “My name is Allison and I like apples”. I don’t know if there’s anyone else out there like me that thought you were supposed to say your name and then something you like to do regardless the “letter” it started with. We’re about five people in when it’s my turn and I say “My name is Kaitlyn and I like Painting”. So now everyone either starts calling me “Peyton who likes painting” or just nonchalantly repeats what I said.. NOT pointing out that I fucked up the name game. Until we get to the last asshole who is already pissed off at his choice of seat considering he has to repeat everyone’s name and interest. He says everything perfectly in his passive aggressive tone until he reaches my name and POINTS OUT that what I  said made no sense and made me feel like an ass. Everyone in the room is thinking i’m and idiot and there’s still more to come. Bastard. Welcome to college 

ps. you will be judged wherever you go

- sincerely, Kaitlyn (peyton) who likes painting

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